Keeping Up With The Gonzalez’s | Lele Pons & Rudy Mancuso

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RUDY : I don’t even know, I don’t even know what to say
LELE : I hate my husband,
RUDY : I don’t even know my wifes name.
LELE : I’m trying to put this family together.
RUDY : Sometimes I think about just………..*squeezes an imaginary neck*
LELE : He wants to kill me to death.
*About to pass out*
LELE : I cant put up with this stuff
RUDY : I hate my life.
*showing his phone to LELE*
RUDY : Check that out.
*slams phone on table*
RUDY : Is that really necessary?
LELE : Where’s the food ?
RUDY : What do you me- LELE : Wheres the food?
RUDY : What do you mean where’s the food?
RUDY : You’re supposed to get the food
LELE : What are we gonna eat?
RUDY : I gave you a credit card with money in it
LELE: Oh so you work and I do the food?
RUDY : Yeah?, LELE : Oh, okay, so you’re sexist right now… you’re sexist right now!
LELE: *whining*
RUDY : Wha…
LELE: I can’t believe it..
LELE : *whining continues*
RUDY : What are you talking about??
RUDY: What language is that??..What language.. what???
LELE: * crying *
*takes away his phone*
RUDY: babe.. *takes away his second phone..*
RUDY: I don’t understand…
*takes the candle away*
RUDY: What are you doing??
*sighs*
*takes the chair away*
RUDY: YO….
*takes table away*
RUDY : What are you doing? Stop
RUDY : Stap stap stap… Yo, you’re being ridiculous bro…
RUDY: Stap stap… I said STAP!
LELE: NOOO
LELE : You put the food in the table
RUDY: I should be fu*king crying
*sobs*
RUDY: Nobody cares about this woman
LELE : My God, I can’t breathe
RUDY: She’s literally the worst driver in the world
RUDY: how’s that.. she got her license taken away
RUDY: and she doesn’t even have her license
RUDY: i put some music on?
LELE: yes of course
*slaps hand *
LELE: i wanna drive
RUDY: No you ca..
LELE: Can i drive?
RUDY: You know you can’t drive
LELE: I can’t drive why?.. i wanna drive
RUDY: Why?!
LELE: yeah.
RUDY: cause you crashed 3 cars
RUDY: cause you crashed 3 cars
RUDY: cause you don’t have a license..
RUDY: what do you mean why??
LELE: I crashed my car 4 times
RUDY:..Even more reason why you shouldn’t drive
LELE : Idiot nincompoop.
RUDY : *telling siri* Siri take me to 5525.
LELE : Who’s Siri? Who? Who’s siri?
RUDY : Siri, it’s the robot in apple….what do u mean..
LELE : Oh, so you’re cheating on me?
RUDY : Are you serious?
LELE : You’re cheating on me. You’re cheating on me with SIRI?
RUDY : please just a-
*grabs the wheel*
LELE :That’s it. RUDY : OHH get o.. you know you know what no, I’m stopping. I’m stopping I’m STAPPING
LELE : Pull over.
RUDY : We’re STAPPED, What do you mean pull over?
*mumbling under her breath*
RUDY : ,What are you doing ? Where are you going? What are you doing?
LELE: alright.. alright
RUDY: where you going?
LELE:..alright..alright
RUDY : Cant take this sh** ! cant take this anymore
RUDY : this is ridiculous
*jumps at the car*
RUDY : Jesus Christ
LELE : *crying and sobbing* I wanna drive
RUDY : Check this out, check this out right.
*HONKKK*
LELE :You can scream at me, but you can’t honk at me.
RUDY: I could I could have run her over
but I
Just got that car.
I’ve only crashed like once… Every two weeks
I bought her a lamborghini. She crashed. I bought our bicycle she crash. I brought her a scooter. She crashed it.
Where is my driving license?
RUDY: and if my wife’s my bad her friend ten times worse?
Why am I so tired? i didnt do anything all day.
that makes no sense
RUDY: Oh my god!
Why’d you just slap me?
RUDY: what are you talking you slapped me she slapped me..
what did you just do?
She just slapped me
LELE: what did you just do
INANNA: he just touched me
you better apologize.MY GAWDD. you better apologize right now..OH MY GAAAWD
He’s literally a piece of sh*t
he’s just an ass! man i told you that you know
he’s a womanizer he’s a womanizer..MHMM
Oh my God look at him look at me. Oh my God. I know im pretty but like thats disrespectful.
I’m Gonna have a heart attack..SHE THREW A GRAPE.. she just threw a grape.. im gonna have a heart attack.
i’m gonna have a heart attack
Im so happy you’re here honestly like someone At least sees this shit
yeahh
Its every single day
RUDY: you guys are ridiculous
* innana and lele complaining*
INANNA: OH MY GAAWD AGAIN..
LELE: what is wrong with you ?
INANNA: are you massaging me?
RUDY: she just pulled me!
LELE: what is wrong with you??
RUDY: She just.. she just pull..
LELE: im right here.
INANNA: are you massaging me??
LELE: im right here
LELE: im done with this
INANNA:oww my gaaawdd
RUDY: she just pulled me..
INANNA: he’s not a good guy for you..you know
INANNA: OH MY GAAAAAAWD
INANNA: BB FF
LELE: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
INANNA: OH MA GA
LELE: *some creepy stuff* OH MA GA, OH MY GAAAA
INANNA: so, uh, Isabella is like my best friend.
LELE: I trust my best friend.
LELE: what’s her name again?
INANNA: he literally hits on me like every minute of the day.
RUDY: they’re like to parrot. *mimics bird noises*
LELE: why don’t you ever slap my butt?
INANNA: are we rolling?
RUDY: I don’t even know where my parents are.
INANNA: I just can’t wait for them to finally divorce so I can be with him I mean spend some time with her.
RUDY: she’s hot tho. I do like her friend.
and we do fool around sometimes, but still it’s ridiculous you know?
INANNA: like I get massages everyday, honey I don’t need a massage from you.
RUDY: there’s nothing, stopping me from getting a divorce.
LELE: nothing in this world will keep us together.
RUDY: there’s nothing that connects us, you know?
LELE: im pregnant.
MOTHER!!!

100 comments

  1. LOL WHEN LELE SAID OH SO YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH SIRI I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I ALMOST WOKE MY MOM UP OOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSS

  2. I died when inanna pulled Rudy on her and lele started doing crazy shit, causing a chain reaction! 😂😂😂😂

  3. I love lele 👙💄👓👠👡⌚❤❤❤❤💚💚💚💙💙💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕💕💜💜👄👄

  4. Lele reminds me of my friend Ella when we start an argument she always gets dramatic she always says that she can breath

  5. 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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