Kalen Reacts to Breakfast Cereal Waffle Cake

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Now I don’t know why
this strainer up here.
And they done put this cereal
up in here with this milk.
That is not how you
eat cereal, girl.
OK, now, hold on, wait a minute.
Now that is going to be
some soggy-ass cereal.
Don’t nobody like their
cereal to be soggy.
What is that?
Chocolate cereal–
girl, what the hell
is chocolate cereal milk?
You could have just bought
some chocolate milk.
That was a waste
of milk and cereal.
With an egg in it?
Mm-mm, girl, lies you tell.
Wait a minute, that ain’t
even the same color as what
just came off of there.
Oh, y’all out here
bamboozling people, girl.
That look like plastic.
Buttercream, what y’all trying
to do, give somebody diabetes?
More cereal, with a
Captain Crunchy waffle.
Girl, ain’t no such
thing as Captain Crunchy.
That must be the
Dollar Tree version.
Oh, y’all making a waffle cake.
Lies you tell.
I can tell you what, I don’t
want none of this, honey.
This is going to give me
cavities galore, Jesus.
White chocolate on top.
Oh, look at it drooping down
with the black spectacles.
Mhm, child, because
that’s what your mouth is
going to look like when
you’ve got all them fillings.
Oh, Captain Crunch.
Oh, no, ma’am, Cinnamon
Toast Crunch on the top.
And then you’re going to cut it.
Mm, I feel sorry for
your dentist, baby,
because they are going to
get some overtime working
on your mouth.

Oh, you done cut it.
You gonna eat that?
Girl, you crazy.
Booboo the fool.
What’s your cereal?
Honey, I don’t know.
But I can tell you this.
You won’t find it up
in somebody’s cake.
The only way I want my cereal
is in a bowl with some milk
and the milk comes last, OK?
You put the cereal first.
[BLEEP] lies.


  1. they made all the diff waffles from the cereal..same way they did the cocoa pebbles one..i would try this bcuz i likes my sweets!

  2. "white choclate on top?OOOOOH Look at it dropping down with the black spectacles. MMMHHHMMM, child, that's what you mouth going to look like when you got all them fillings"

  3. After seeing this video, i put cake batter in a waffle maker. I would definitely recommend for anyone who is trying to make a cake but is in a rush.

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