Damn it! Andrew Clark,
get up here. [ Snaps Fingers ]
Come on. Front and center.
Let’s go. – Hey, how come Andrew
gets to get up?
– That’s right. lfhe gets up, we’ll all get up.
It’ll be anarchy! Watch-Watch
the magazines. That’s veyclever, sir,
but what ifthere’s a nre? l thinkviolating fire codes
and endangering the lives ofchildren… would be unwise at thisjuncture
inyour career, sir. All right. What areyou doing
with this? Get this out of here,
for God’s sake. What’s the matterwith you?
Come on. You know, the school
comes equipped with fire exits
at either end ofthe libray. – Show Dick some respect.
– Let’s go. Go. Get back in yourseat. l expected a little more
from a varsity letterman. You’re not fooling
anybody, Bender. The next screw that
falls out is gonna be you. – Eat my shorts.
– What was that? Eat… my… shorts. Youjust boughtyourself
another Saturday, mister. – Oh, l’m crushed.
– Youjust bought
one more right there. Well, l’m free the Saturday
after that. Beyond that,
l’ll have to check my calendar. Good! Because it’s gonna be filled.
We’ll keep going. You want another one?
Say the word.Just say the word. lnstead ofgoing to prison,
you’ll come here. – Areyou through?
– No. l’m doing societya favor.
That’s another right now. l’ve gotyou for the rest
ofyour life ifyou don’t
watch your step. You want another one?
Yes. You got it! You got
anotherone right there.
That’s anotherone, pal. Cut it out! – [ Mouthing ]
– You through? Not even close, bud. – You got one more right there.
– You really think l give a shit? Another. – You through?
– How many is that? That’s seven, including
the one when you asked
Mr. Vernon here… whether Bary Manilow knew
he raided his closet. – Now it’s eight. Stay out ofit.
– Excuse me, sir. It’s seven. Shut up, peewee. You’re mine, Bender.
for two months, l got ya. l got ya. What can l say?
l’m thrilled. Oh, l sure that’s exactly
whatyou want these people
to believe. You know something? You ought to spend
a little more time tying to
do something with yourself… and a little less time
tying to impress people. You might be better off.
All right. That’s it! l’m gonna be
right outside those doors. The next time
l have to come in here,
l’m cracking skulls.